|For sale....One over-sized football. Never been used.|
(Never likely to be used again)
((You can also have Wayne for £5))
(((David isn't for sale!)))
The 2012 Olympics are just a short 18 months away and that fills me with enough dread as to inspire me to consider booking a holiday at the exact same time as the Olympics just to miss the bloody thing, and a world cup would be even more awful to live through.
Obviously I am devastated that the beautifully perfect David Beckham has to be so disappointed after he has made such an effort to secure the bid, but even David cannot persuade me that I should be down hearted at our loss to Russia.
I now have hope that my life will be free of sport-related hype and overwhelmingly irritating publicity and daft logos everywhere.....not to mention the fact that the country is financially crippled enough without having to find even more cash to fund a sporting event that we don't really need.
So I am happy. Well done Russia! Good for you!