Okay so if I'm having a bad day at work (not unheard of) and I decided to write a letter to a movie star, what are the chances of him turning up and giving me a hug? Hmmmm?
Well, I would estimate the chance as being approximately a big fat zero.
Would my chances improve if I were say, nine years old?
One letter to Captain Jack Sparrow (aka Johnny Depp) asking for help to start a mutiny against the teachers was all it took, and he rocked up in full Sparrow costume to attend school assembly. Totally cool!
And he called up front and gave her a hug! Totally awesomely cool!
Surely, that little girl is going to be the most popular kid in school for a good while now! And what a great guy Mr Depp is for being such a great sport.
Now all I have to do is work out how I can persuade Johnny that I am nine and with mutinous intent!
Fat chance! Oh well.......C'est la vie.